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2. 115 Funny Quotes for When You Need a Good Laugh - AOL

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   Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." — Michael Scott, The Office. "People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured, if you have enough money, you ...

3. 134 funny quotes that will literally make you laugh out loud

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   Funny Quotes. “My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.”. — Garry Shandling. “People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys ...

4. 120 twisted jokes for dark humor fans - AOL

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   Wife: “I’m pregnant.”. Husband: “Hi pregnant, I’m dad.”. Wife: “No, you’re not.”. My marriage counselor asked if it was true that I generally wake up grumpy in the morning. I ...

5. List of humorous units of measurement - Wikipedia

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   Warhol (fame) This is a unit of fame or hype, derived from the dictum attributed to Andy Warhol that "everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes". It represents fifteen minutes of fame. Some multiples are: 1 kilowarhol – famous for 15,000 minutes, or 10.42 days. A sort of metric "nine-day wonder".

6. Laconic phrase - Wikipedia

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   Laconic phrase. A laconic phrase or laconism is a concise or terse statement, especially a blunt and elliptical rejoinder. [1] [2] It is named after Laconia, the region of Greece including the city of Sparta, whose ancient inhabitants had a reputation for verbal austerity and were famous for their often pithy remarks.

7. Flatulence humor - Wikipedia

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   It has been suggested that one of the oldest recorded jokes was a flatulence joke from the Sumerians that has been dated to 1,900 BC. [ 1] Something which has never occurred since time immemorial: a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap. Two important early texts are the 5th century BC plays The Knights and The Clouds, both by ...

8. 110 short jokes for kids and adults that are total knee-slappers

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   Get everyone giggling with these short jokes for kids and adults. Find funny puns, corny one-liners and bad-but-good jokes that even Dad would approve of. 110 short jokes for kids and adults that ...

9. 50 Funny Coffee Quotes That Keep the Laughs Brewing - AOL

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   Funny coffee quotes that speak to your soul. 1. “Coffee is a language itself.”—. Jackie Chan. 2. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.”—. Lewis Black ...