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Funny Quotes. “My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don’t really know me.”. — Garry Shandling. “People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys ...
Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me." — Michael Scott, The Office. "People say money is not the key to happiness, but I have always figured, if you have enough money, you ...
Wife: “I’m pregnant.”. Husband: “Hi pregnant, I’m dad.”. Wife: “No, you’re not.”. My marriage counselor asked if it was true that I generally wake up grumpy in the morning. I ...
All hands on deck/to the pump. All is grist that comes to the mill [a] All roads lead to Rome [a] [b] All that glitters/glistens is not gold [a] [b] All the world loves a lover [a] All things come to those who wait [a] All things must pass [a] All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy [a] [b] All you need is love.
130 Graduation Quotes to Inspire and Motivate the Class of 2024. 1. “If they can make penicillin out of moldy bread, they can sure make something out of you.”. — Muhammad Ali. 2. “You are ...
As a response to an unlikely proposition, "when pigs fly", "when pigs have wings", or simply "pigs might fly"."When Hell freezes over" and "on a cold day in Hell" are based on the understanding that Hell is eternally an extremely hot place.
Ἀεὶ κολοιὸς παρὰ κολοιῷ ἱζάνει. "A jackdaw is always found near a jackdaw". Ἀεὶ κολοιὸς παρὰ κολοιῷ ἱζάνει. Aeì koloiòs parà koloiôi hizánei. "A jackdaw is always found near a jackdaw". Similar to English "birds of a feather flock together." Papyrus, dated 75–125 A.D ...
Funny coffee quotes that speak to your soul. 1. “Coffee is a language itself.”—. Jackie Chan. 2. “I like coffee because it gives me the illusion that I might be awake.”—. Lewis Black ...
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